Elysium Blend (Dark Roast) Coffee 4x's the Caffeine
This propriety blend is shown to possess more than four times the caffeine content of your standard cup. Experience the divinely bold coffee cup that results from exotic, dark-roasted Sumatran and Indian beans, where earthy notes and mild acidity balance to produce a rich, heavy body. Why wish for death when you can experience Elysium?
*Elysium: The afterlife where the chosen, the righteous, and the heroic indulge in everlasting pleasure. Compare to Death Wish coffee.
Welcome to Elysium.