Say What You Will About the South But No One Retires And Moves Up North

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Some northern folk love to poke fun at southerners. How we talk, how we dress, our big trucks and our country ways. But you know what cracks me up? Almost all of them want to retire down south where property is cheaper, the weather is warmer, the people are nicer, and the taxes are better. Now ain't that a laugh?

Have a little fun at your yankee buddies expense with this fun t-shirt.

This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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